Shipping

Shipping Costs:

Australia: Orders under $150 ship for a flat rate of $11.95. Spend over $150 and shipping’s on us—because free feels good.

New Zealand: Orders under $150 ship for $22.95. Over $150? Yep, free shipping for you too.

Let’s be real—we’re not going to sugarcoat it. As we pack your order, there’s a good chance we’re melting under the Aussie sun and questioning why we don’t work in air-con. But rest assured, your goodies are in safe hands, snug, and on their way as fast as we can get them out the door (usually pretty quick… after a cheeky fan break).

Processing Time: Orders typically leave our warehouse within 1–2 business days.

Shipping Time: Once packed, delivery takes about 3–8 business days within Australia, and a little longer for New Zealand depending on your location. Regional or rural areas might be a touch slower, but trust us—it’ll be worth the wait.

Tracking: As soon as your order ships, we’ll send you tracking details. Watch it obsessively if you like, or forget and let the tracking gods surprise you.

The Bottom Line: We’re working hard (and sweating harder) to get your order to you fast. So, sit back, relax, and wait for the knock at the door.